You remember?

 You remember everything like it was yesterday. Except for yesterday.

-- My daughter, age 11

(N.B. She was channeling Groucho Marx, a new discovery of hers.)

First World problem

You and Mommy take all the fun out of life! So there's no point in living!

My daughter, 11, on being asked to empty the waste baskets

Trying

I'm trying to be nice! You're not letting me!

-- my daughter, age 11

Gloria

Sic transit G-L-O-R-I-A Gloria mundi.