New holiday song

I'm working on a new holiday song called, "I'll Be Drunk For Christmas".

What i learned from the health care debate

It's easier to be against everything than for something.

Overheard on the playground

"It's my turn to be the zombie."

Overstating the case

Adult: "Pick up your room."
Child: "You're treating me like a slave, but I'm not a slave! I'm free!"