Location, location, location

"I found one, but I don't know where it is."

-- my daughter, age 9

Anger Management

"She's being mean! She says I have anger management!"

-- my daughter, age 9

Poker, a definition

The combination of mathematical certainty with the exploitation of human weakness.

Good food, dammit

I always liked good food better than indifferent food, and dammit, i wanted someone to cook that food for me. That someone turned out to be me.